Wednesday, August 13, 2008

BOGO Gone Wrong!

When Brad and I first committed to this relationship we both supported a BOGO sale. For those of you who have yet to see the Payless commercials, I will break it down for you. BOGO stands for the awesome sale in which you BuyOneGetOne free. I got Brad and received, for free, Baggera his huge coco lab. With me he got something a little different. He got me and a free black cat named Ebony. Though he may feel as though he got cheated, I must aggressively disagree. However I did get a free dog out of this arrangement and yet I still felt scammed. You see this dog is HIS dog, a man's dog, a "butchey" girl if a may say so. We have come to the conclusion that this dog, if she was a person, she would definitely be a biker chick. The one causing bar fights and breaking bottles over men's heads. She would also include a deep rough voice and say things like, "You better get out of my way if you know whats good for you." So that as it may be, I received the green light to get a dog of my own. Immediately I wanted a lil dog, Teddy is his name, and I have been happy with him since the day I brought him home. One problem though: if someone broke into the house and I was forced to hide under the bed Teddy would be right next to me. He provides little protection and because Brad usually resides in the shop with the tough dog and I hate to be alone in the house, unarmed with a fierce weapon that bites, a new dog was surely on the grocery list. To us, if Teddy was a human being, he would surely be feminine and possibly gay. So we got me... a "butchy" girl: Koda is her name, a beautiful German Shepherd puppy, with monstrous paws and the sharpest teeth I have yet to see on a baby dawg. So i dedicate this here blog to the introduction of our newest memeber of the pack and to the completion, so far, of Bradley and Jamee's Wonderful Family!
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3 out of the 4 babies.
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Rat? Dog? RATDOG??
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Koda after a long day at the office.
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Our Koda Girl
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Im not sure that it has much to do with this blog, but I love it!
My mom calls him a closet cowboy!

3 comments:

Fressia said...

Dude... not cowboy, and not closet... straight up HICK. That's my little bro!
What is with my family and dogs?! I really don't get it. I feel like I'm not part of the family because I don't have a pack of mongrels...

Brad&Jamee said...

Fressia get at least one. Im telling you, aside from all the money involved in feeding them or the time involved with cleaning up their poop... they can be kinda fun! My advice though get a small one, small dogs come with "smaller" messes, big dogs come with... you get the point?

Fressia said...

But little ones remind me of mutated rodents. So, yeah, it's only little poop, but it's overgrown RODENT poop.