Saturday, May 16, 2009

Karma Bites Back Twice As Hard

I just want to run down a short list of apologies...
Im sorry old man who I may have cut off the other day because, as it seemed then, your Buick didnt have the option to speed up at all past 45 on the freeway.
Im sorry customer that I got a little cranky with you because you happened to request a phone with every fancy gadget and jingle capability but desired it free of charge.
Im sorry fifth grade teacher that I hit that one boy with a chair, because it was my way of showing him that I like him.
Im sorry to all of society that I happened to have laughed way too hard at a silly joke and may, or may not have, disrupted your dinner or movie...
(this could go on for days)

Im just really sorry to the world because as it seems, I may be in for some serious Karma! I have had some pretty bad luck lately and it's as if I am getting paid back for many of things I did that were either rude, ignorant or just stupid.
This past month you may know from my previous blog, that I have visited the hospital. In addition to that Baggera was hit with a dually by her own daddy, Teddy Ruxpin was admitted to the docotrs for a puncture wound that resulted in an infection and an operation by Brad that involved a two inch thorn and an Exacto knife. Then Bradley became the owner of a so sad case of poison oak or ivy, and last but surely not least Koda got bit by a copper head snake the other day!

I just wish I knew what I did, so I could pay my duty back to society and come back into contact with my regularly supplied good luck!


Fressia said...

hahaha. Jamee you are so funny. I think you and Brit should be freelance writers you're so entertaining to read. Sorry about all the crap - that sucks. I think it funny that so many of my family is currently covered in oak or poison ivy (I refer you to Nik's blog as of late).

Brittany said...

You KNOW... if you keep harrassing/abusing your dogs, they eventually take them away, and yes... you guessed it... you are no longer in the running for creepy dog lady.

Hooray for ME!!!