Monday, April 22, 2013

Gollum called, He Wants His Teeth Back.

It all started when Brad dared me to eat dirt. Normally I'm above those things but Khage was there pressuring me with his eyes; I could tell he wanted me to do it and I figured I could always use some Cool Mom points so I ate it and instantly he was impressed. And now Khage can often times be found in the yard snacking on some earth.
He will randomly walk up looking like this
and it takes me a few seconds before I realize that's dirt in his teeth and all over his face and not something much much worse.
And those my friends are the scariest few seconds of my life.

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