Saturday, April 19, 2014

PHOTOBOMBED

In case you can smell the counterfeit, I will confirm that yes the photo of Harlyn's last monthly pic was in deed tweaked a little. I had to make one slight adjustment thanks to Olaf's photobomb!

If you  don't know who Olaf is by now then you must be blind because he is everywhere, or your deaf because yes he sings too and I wouldn't be at all shocked if his song was on the radio. But I can't confirm that because I don't listen to the radio. And I don't have cable. And I don't read the news. And I practically live under a rock with little access to the modern world and yet I still know who Olaf is. So if YOU don't know the snowman who likes warm hugs then you are hopeless. Completely without hope. He's kinda a big deal. I think by now you can tell that we too have caught the Frozen fever. Hello bandwagon, three seats please with one lap child. We sing the songs, we drop lines from the movie, we tag up our walls with the character's faces, Khage refers to Anna only as Anna the Princess of Arendelle and I have toyed with the idea of buying Harlyn an Elsa doll even though she has absolutely no idea who that girl is.

The point of this post is that I wanted to be real with you so this relationship of ours can remain on the up and up, I wanted you to know that I did photoshop that image but now I fear that I have only scared you. I think now you wanna reconsider being my friend because I went 200 words deep into a post about a Disney character.

Whatever. Conceal, don't feel.

Friday, April 18, 2014

TEN MONTHS


A few special facts about our sweet girl:
She has seven teeth
She is now walking but still prefers to crawl
She isn't talking yet, a few Mama's & Dada's but that's it
If she hears the door to the backyard open, even if she is upstairs, she will head there in a jiff
She screams all of the time, but also hums little tunes
She dances to anything that remotely sounds like music (even if its just the sound made when sanding a piece of wood)
Her dance moves are crazy awkward
She makes sounds with her lips incessantly
When she tries to crawl really quick she adds in a few head bows like she's a pony
She loves to stick her dirty little fingers in mouths
She doesn't care to eat anymore because she cant stand to be confined to her booster seat
She will initiate peekaboo by hiding behind corners or covering her head with a blanket
She loves to love cheese
She poops at least three times a day
She startles to easily
She is beginning to understand the no word no
She will pucker her lips for kisses
and
 really this girl cannot be any cuter. Not even a little bit.